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i'm sara and i just really like parks and rec.
cis (she/her pronouns), ENFP, bi, happy and i think you're rad.

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

alphalewolf:

Best part of the gif-making process tbh.

sadistic-waffles:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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Dam that’s hardcore

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

snorlaxatives:

can you imagine in like 30 years people saying “i wish my life was like a 2010’s movie” omfg

expensiveface:

"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual 

sherlocked-with-thebeatles:

owlwithafeatherboa:

roadkill-dreamcatcher:

      assassinslover:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

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Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow

That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!

that’s what happened in budapest. 

coochiepebble:

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries